if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
did you just call Smaug a slut
THE FLASH 2014 TV SERIES: Official “Promo/Trailer” Grant Gustin [HD]
OMFGE VNIISDF ISI
black widow/ Чёрная вдова/ chernaya vdova/ natalia alianovna romanova/ natasha romanoff
2x04 & 4x02
#THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES WILLING TO EXTEND A HAND TO THE OTHER IN TIMES OF HUMILIATION AND ABUSE AND PAIN #both surrounded by knights and lords and ladies #false honor on all sides #and these two broken people (WITH EVERY REASON TO HATE EACH OTHER) #are the only beacon of decency and kindness #this *is* something of a fairy tale #even if they can’t see it right now
”..Who the hell is Natasha?”
I became so engrossed in the idea of Natasha being the Winter Soldier I COULDN’T HELP IT
I WANT THIS I WANT THIS
the avengers in social media are literally the most important thing to me in this entire universe.
- sam wilson with terrible hispter filters on his instagram selfies. sam wilson with at least one hundred selfies taken while jumping off shit. sam wilson with a lot of cat and dog pictures from the pets he feeds in the shelter.
- natasha has a twitter with a really cryptic name and no personal references at all. she tweets about what a douchebag tony is and makes incredibly awful puns. when she’s undercover, she tweets as the people she’s impersonating, and is incredibly good at changing her writing style.
- bruce has a wordpress where he posts really pessimistic essays on science, evolution and human nature, but on the good days he can write some of the most hupeful and bright pieces of social opinion.
- steve likes tumblr. he follows art blogs and reblogs a lot of amateur artists and occasionally posts the sketches he does when he’s out of a run or spending some dead time between missions.
- tony has an account in every social network in the universe but he has a particular soft spot for ao3 and the possibility of reading fanfiction based on himself. or writing fanfiction based on himself, too.
- clint uses facebook the most, but he doesn’t get online very often. his status happen once every two weeks or so, and are usually blurry pictures of bruises or spilled coffee and some variation of ‘aw, shit’
- thor likes facebook too. he has a public profile and talks to people a lot, sometimes gets sif to take pictures with him to share with little girls.
- rhodey runs a very serious tumblr. by ‘very serious’ i mean he runs a guns and armory tumblr.